Mystery Pizza Plots: Judges Targeted by Strange Home Deliveries in Suspected Intimidation Scheme

Imagine living in a world where your biggest worry isn’t a complicated legal brief or the next big Supreme Court decision, but whether the doorbell means pizza… again. Not a fresh slice on a Friday night—you didn’t order it (unless you’ve started sleepwalking with Grubhub open). Well, according to a group of federal judges (yep, some with Trump administration cases on their desk), unsolicited pizza deliveries are now the new intimidation tactic of choice. You have to wonder: has democracy finally gone full deep-dish? And if so, is pineapple an acceptable topping on judicial interference? The line between cheesy threats and extra cheese has never felt thinner . So, what’s your verdict—is this sinister, slapstick, or just someone’s very confused DoorDash driver? LEARN MORE.

Federal judges, some of whom are overseeing cases involving the Trump administration, are sounding the alarm over unsolicited deliveries of pizzas to their homes, which they view as a tactic of intimidation against them. What do you think?

“People will say anything to get out of tipping.”

Alfred Bako, Prong Straightener

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“Man, I wish I was worth intimidating.”

Nelson Eggleston, Produce Curator

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“Hopefully they’ve hired some big, hungry guys for protection.”

Savannah Arnold, Vacuum Sealer