Secret Revealed: How a Baby Unexpectedly Changed Everything About a Hidden Romance
Ever wonder what could possibly breathe new life into a fading affair—couples’ therapy? Maybe a spontaneous trip to Paris? Well, in Santa Clara, it turns out the answer is…a secret baby . I mean, who hasn’t thought, “My marriage is getting stale, let’s throw some hidden children—and even more deception—into the mix!” This story has it all: a senior manager moonlighting as a doting (but clandestine) dad, an office romance that catapulted from tipsy indiscretion to full-blown labyrinth of lies, and a newborn who’s already pulling double duty as both cute infant and linchpin of parental guilt . Honestly, I almost teared up reading about the crib set up on the very rug where the magic—if you can call lunch-hour infidelity magic—first happened . If you’re curious to see just how high the stakes can climb when office drama meets double life, you won’t want to miss this. Curious about what else they’re keeping in the closet (besides the baby)? <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/BabySavesNIB_PH-R.jpg”>LEARN MORE .
SANTA CLARA, CA—Following a long rough patch that had led them to consider ending their adulterous relationship, local married man Greg Whitfeld, 47, and his lover Arden Sullivan, 28, confided to reporters Monday that their affair had been saved by having a baby.
The week-old infant, who along with the affair has been kept hidden from Whitfeld’s wife and three other children, has reportedly inspired her parents to recommit themselves to the liaison that began nearly two years ago after they both got drunk during an office party at Rankin Consulting Services, where Whitfeld is employed as a senior manager and Sullivan is an associate.
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