The 66 Surprising Items Cashiers Secretly Judge You For Buying—Number 23 Will Shock You!
Ever notice how every cashier out there secretly (or not so secretly) becomes a master of silent judgment? You might think they’re just scanning your groceries, but oh no, in those fleeting moments they’re piecing together your life story based on that weird assortment of items you’re throwing on the belt. Like, seriously—who decided eating an entire cake solo deserved a side-eye? Spoiler alert: it shouldn’t. Sometimes all you need is to live a little, cake and all, without worrying about the cashier side-eye or the eyebrow raise for that massive laxative purchase or the guy awkwardly defending his tampon haul. Welcome to the unfiltered, bizarre, and often hilarious world of what makes a cashier judge a customer, sharing stories that’ll make you question your next grocery run—or at least smile at the chaos behind the counter.
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The only people I silently judge are the ones trying to make up a reason for me to not silently judge them. So what if you eat that whole cake by yourself.
Live a little.
When a guy buys feminine hygiene products and has to explain that it’s for his girlfriend. Dude, nobody thinks you were buying tampons for yourself.
EDIT: I have learned many disturbing new uses for tampons, from alcoholic butt plugs to b***r hiding apparati.
One of our customers buys anywhere from 25-32 bottles of laxatives a week. Every week and not the oral kind either.
When contractors/painters would buy America’s Finest or Speedwall paint. I assume they are over charging a family or company by getting the cheapest paint as possible.
I work at Sears. I silently judge people for shopping at Sears.
A Vietnamese lady came in a day after Valentine’s Day to buy candy, she bought hundreds of bags, I made a joke about how the dentist bill must be insane, and she told me how she sends the candy to orphan homes in Vietnam because they don’t have candy there apparently.
Don’t judge a book by its cover guys.
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