Unveiling the Secrets Behind Trump’s Fierce Showdown With Harvard
Here’s a question that’s been keeping me up at night—what happens when the world’s most famous university and the world’s most infamous president lock horns over billions of dollars? Harvard has produced presidents, Nobel laureates, and a frankly uncountable number of khaki-clad overachievers… But did any of them imagine the campus would one day face off against Donald Trump himself in a showdown so surreal, it’d make even a late-night host blink twice? With $3 billion suddenly tied up like some Ivy League ransom note and both sides flexing their silliest muscles (and apparently, measuring skulls), you couldn’t invent a story this bizarre. C’mon, are we sure this timeline wasn’t written in crayon on the back of a Harvard diploma? So, buckle up—because The Onion just dropped the timeline of the Trump–Harvard feud that’s part soap opera, part cage match (minus the Ivy). And if you’re hungry for the play-by-play—including barroom epiphanies and a bird cage bargaining chip—you’d better brace yourself. This is real, it’s wild, and it might be dangerously close to parody—or is it just Tuesday in 2024? LEARN MORE.President Donald Trump has frozen more than $3 billion in grants and contracts as his feud with Harvard University continues to escalate. The Onion shares a timeline of the dispute’s key dates so far.
January 29: Trump administration accuses the Harvard Law Review of promoting violent pro-law rhetoric.
February 3: The Justice Department announces the creation of the multiagency Task Force to Own the Libs.
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