Telegram CEO’s Shocking Legacy: Fortune to Be Split Among Secret Network of Over 100 Children

If you thought family reunions were chaotic, try multiplying them by about a hundred. So here we are: Pavel Durov, the enigmatic founder of Telegram, has openly declared—why not?—that his reported 100+ offspring (including those courtesy of his generous sperm donations) will divvy up his cool $13.9 billion fortune. Forget about fighting over who gets the last piece of cake; imagine trying to split THAT pie. Is this the new frontier in inheritance law, or just Durov’s elaborate answer to “What would you do if you were absurdly rich and possibly bored?” As someone who’s watched digital trends and wild billionaire escapades long enough to see the SEO fallout from each, I can’t help but marvel—who’s getting the Telegram username “firstchild”? And hey, will the children’s WhatsApp group actually have better encryption? Sometimes, Silicon Valley makes you think—are we in a simulation, or just a fever dream from too much screen time? If this made you raise an eyebrow (or two), coincidentally you’re not alone… LEARN MORE.

The founder of instant messaging app Telegram, Pavel Durov, says the more than 100 children he has fathered will share his estimated $13.9 billion fortune, including those who were born from his sperm donations. What do you think?

“Kids who grow up fatherless always have all the luck.”

Rick Holdren, Watercolors Expert

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“And yet, still only two kidneys to share amongst the group.”

Ben Crosthwait, Paperweight Tester

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“Hopefully the mother gets something, too.”

Oksana Belova, Brainstorm Navigator