Jaws Drop as Diddy’s Lawyer Unleashes Shocking Cîroc Stunt in Courtroom Finale

Have you ever wondered if a free shot glass could tip the scales of justice? Me neither—until today . It’s not every day you scroll past a courtroom scene that feels more like the Oscars’ gift lounge, but here we are: Sean “Diddy” Combs’ defense attorney, mid-trial, flinging Cîroc-branded swag into the eager arms of jurors like he’s hosting a backstage raffle . The visual alone—jurors diving for towels, a federal judge sporting a flat-bill cap—made me actually pause my caffeine binge and laugh out loud . Is this what the future of law looks like, or is it just “brand awareness” on a whole new level? Let’s unpack the merch riot, the case, and the wild etiquette of gifting in a federal trial . If you think legal drama can’t get any more surreal, think again—because you literally won’t believe who’s wearing what by the end . LEARN MORE.

NEW YORK—Shaking a logo-emblazoned cap enticingly over his head, a defense attorney for Sean “Diddy” Combs’ reportedly tossed jurors Cîroc-branded swag during closing statements Thursday in the 55-year-old music mogul’s racketeering and sex-trafficking trial. “All right, who wants a free towel?” lawyer Marc Agnifilo said as the men and women of the jury immediately clamored to their feet and began shouting “Me! Me!” and “I want a towel! I do!” “I’ve got shirts. Who wants a shirt? Small, medium, large? Bandanas? Sunglasses? Socks? Flasks? Oh, man, and you got to check out these shot glasses—they light up! No need to shove each other, ladies and gentlemen—I have plenty of merch for everyone.” At press time, U.S. District Judge Arun Subramanian, wearing a Cîroc-branded flat-bill cap, was calling for order in the court.