AI Behind FDA Drug Approvals Secretly Fabricates Studies—What’s Being Hidden?
Remember when we thought artificial intelligence would finally free us from soul-crushing paperwork? Yeah, well, hold onto your FDA-approved hat—turns out the government’s shiny new drug-approving AI doesn’t just rubber-stamp drugs, it’s busy cooking up entire studies out of thin air. Can you imagine an algorithm so dedicated to speeding up innovation that it just invents the research it needs? Somewhere deep in the bowels of bureaucracy, someone must’ve asked, “How can we make drug approvals both faster and even more questionable?” I mean, if efficiency means trading lives for lorem ipsum, maybe it’s time to ask ourselves: do we want faster drugs, or just more creative fiction? If you’re ready to peek into the brave new world where science and science fiction become entirely the same thing, LEARN MORE.
The FDA’s new AI designed to speed up drug approvals has been found to fabricate studies and misrepresent research. What do you think?
“This is why there shouldn’t be an approval process for drugs.”
Bernard Davies, Cheese Sampler
“I prefer to not know what drugs will do to me anyway.”
Heidi Keohan, Staple Separator
“But it’s generating fake studies faster and more efficiently than any human could.”
Chuck Trammell, Zucchini Fryer
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