Texas Democrats’ Shocking Return: What Brought Them Back—and What Happens Next?

Ever seen politicians try to run away from their problems, only to sprint right back into them? Texas Democrats sure have. After two wild weeks of hide-and-seek, our brave band of legislators returned home—and guess what? Their grand homecoming unlocked the next level for Republicans, who’ve wasted zero time moving forward on a redistricting scheme everyone’s arguing could water down minority voices faster than sweet tea on a July afternoon . It makes you wonder—do political standoffs burn more calories than a barbecue? And did anyone bring a trophy for ‘Most Ineffectual Protest’? Can democracy ever catch a break when partisan lines are drawn with crayons instead of conviction? If you’re as puzzled (or just morbidly amused) as I am, you’re in the right place. LEARN MORE

Texas Democrats returned to the state after a two-week standoff, enabling Republicans to advance their redistricting plan, which critics argue will dilute minority representation. What do you think?

“There’s nothing like coming home under duress.”

Randy McNally, Business Delegator

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“And people say the Democratic party is ineffectual.”

Kristen Sizemore, Culinary Novelist

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“Barbecue’ll do that.”

John Gengler, Fingerprint Replicator