Cash-Filled Chip Bag Scandal: Eric Adams Aide Caught in Bizarre Bribery Scheme
Sometimes, the news just crinkle-crushes your sense of reality—like, is it money laundering or just a very puffed-up take on “snackable content”? I mean, when a key advisor to Mayor Eric Adams gets sidelined for passing a reporter a potato chip bag in which the crunch comes secondary to the cash, you absolutely have to wonder: Is this the new flavor of campaign finance reform, or was someone genuinely craving a side of bribery with their lunch? It’s a drama so perfectly seasoned with confusion that you almost want to reach for a drink… and maybe check that cup for a few twenties. But hey, politics and snacks—who knew they’d be served up together with such straight-faced absurdity? If you’re like me, you’re stuck somewhere between curling up in secondhand embarrassment and giggling at just how spectacularly weird the world can be. Ready to chew on the details? LEARN MORE
A longtime advisor to New York City Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his reelection campaign after she handed a reporter a potato chip bag containing cash, an occurrence she claimed was an accident. What do you think?
“Nobody hands over a bag of sour cream and onion chips accidentally.”
Calvin Tribalat, Timeline Condenser
“She’ll be back on her feet working for Cuomo in no time.”
Audrey Ware, Unemployed
“I hate when you buy a big bag of chips and it turns out to be mostly cash.”
Steven Ogbern, Lime Juicer
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