Travis Kelce’s Bizarre Request: Could a Shark-Themed Wedding Actually Happen?

Shark-themed wedding—now, isn’t that a phrase no one in SEO school ever prepared me for? Jumping the shark is one thing, but apparently Travis Kelce is ready to throw the whole wedding party into the jaws of matrimonial mayhem . I mean, who needs tulle and roses when you can have a great white ice sculpture baring its teeth at Grandma during the reception? My inner marketer’s screaming, “Think of the viral potential!” but as a Joan Rivers disciple, darling, I’ve got to ask: Will Taylor Swift be the blushing bride or the chum? It’s almost genius, in a ‘why the hell not’ kind of way . At least their wedding hashtag won’t lack bite—no, nothing fishy about that . If you’ve ever wondered just how deep the waters run when celebrities merge love and lunacy, you’re in for a treat . LEARN MORE

LEAWOOD, KS—Lighting up as he outlined his vision for their special day, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly asked fiancée Taylor Swift on Wednesday if their upcoming wedding could be shark themed. “Come on, babe, you love animals,” said Kelce, who gestured enthusiastically as he threw out ideas, including tables named after different shark species and a life-size ice sculpture of a “mad angry” great white shark baring its teeth. “They already sell so much shark-themed party stuff, so it would make planning super easy. What if the invitations were, like, these scary shark mouths that you open? Babe, please? Have you ever heard of megalodons? They were huge, babe. As big as my love for you.” According to reports, Kelce later moved on to suggesting the wedding should be space themed after he learned about the moon landing.