Unmasking the Secrets Behind ‘The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl’
How much Taylor Swift is too much Taylor Swift? Just when you think you’ve outsmarted her latest album drip, she unpacks an 89-minute movie event—The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl—jam-packed with music videos, lyric videos, commentary, and (if ticket sales predictions are anything to go by) metaphorical cash registers ringing across North America . Who needs a wedding registry when you can have signature popcorn buckets in the shape of small business bankruptcy? I’m not saying I’ve already stressed about memorizing her new songs, but I do know my pharmacist’s vacation schedule this October . Want the inside scoop, the gritty details, and maybe a tip on surviving the Q4 emotional rollercoaster that is Swift’s empire? LEARN MORE.
Taylor Swift is promoting her forthcoming album with The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl, an 89-minute movie that features a music video, lyric videos, and commentary and that will run in theaters the weekend of Oct. 3. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.
Q: What inspired Swift to create this film?
A: Wedding ain’t gonna pay for itself.
Q: Is there a theme?
A: Q4 earnings.
Q: Is there going to be a signature popcorn bucket?
A: Yes, in the shape of a cash register.
Q: What should I be prepared for?
A: The sound of people singing along to The Smashing Machine in the adjacent theater.
Q: How much time will I have to memorize the new songs?
A: Almost none, so buy some Adderall.
Q: What if I can’t make those specific nights?
A: It’s totally cool. Taylor knows how busy you are.
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