32 Savage One-Liners That Instantly Torpedoed First Dates—And You Won’t Believe What They Said next
Ever been on a date and thought, “Wow, this is going nowhere fast… but what if they think we’re soulmates?” Yeah, that sinking feeling when your vibe radar screams ‘no match’ but your mouth’s gotta do the talking before things get too awkward. Luckily, I got you covered with a treasure trove of sassy one-liners designed to ditch that sequel before it even starts—because, let’s face it, not all first dates deserve a second act. Ready to turn cringe into comedy and bail with style? Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild, hilarious ride you won’t forget anytime soon! LEARN MORE
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you meet up with your date and realize – so not a fit? The scariest thought about it is what if they don’t think the same, what if they expect something more?
So, you have to come up with something to make sure it won’t happen. And, well, yapping nonsense quite often does the trick. Only problem – doing so requires quite a talent, not everyone can blab on the spot. That’s why we prepared today’s list – it’s full of ideas on what to say when you’re sure you don’t want that second date. So, buckle up and let’s go on this wild ride!
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Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me, my parole officer couldn’t believe it when I was telling him about you. “Just remember how you ended up in this situation” is all he could say lol.
“Can we move to the restaurant across the street? I can’t be within so many yards of a school.”.
I dated a guy who told me that he already had the names for our first 3 kids on our one and only date and minutes into it. I noped out of there.
When they show up, look at them with a flat expression, then say:
“…really?” “Well, I’m sure you did your best.”
If that doesn’t do it, you can add: “Actually, I’m really good at making the best of bad situations. You can still pay for our date!”.
Nothing. just stare at them silently.
60 seconds doesn’t sound like a long time but imagine someone just staring at you wordlessly for a full minute.
and i feel like it would make it even more disturbing if after the full minute of weirdness i just started making normal conversation. .
“Before we get started, would you please review and sign this NDA?”.
”I always dreamt of a face like yours. It might be good to add to my collection…” Say it softly, like you’re whispering to yourself.
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