Eric Adams Faces Unruly Rat Panel in Bizarre Debate Stunt—But What Did They Ask Him?
Is it possible to hit rock bottom and still declare victory—if the only ones in the room are wearing fur and a faint whiff of cheddar? Well, buckle up, because Eric Adams just set a new precedent for city hall pageantry, folks . Who says democracy is dead when you can force a handful of dressing-room rats into a midnight debate and come out swinging, all while the cockroaches silently poll against you in the shadows? I mean, have you ever watched a mayor reposition a rodent behind a cardboard podium and thought, “Yeah, this is the guy for the Big Apple”? Honestly, watching Adams pontificate to his rodent constituents almost makes me wonder if political debates would be more tolerable if everyone showed up in tiny suits and took cheese breaks. Maybe next time, the real politicians should give it a whirl—imagine the Nielsen ratings . Anyway, the circus is in town, and the rats have front-row seats. LEARN MORE.
NEW YORK—Expressing gratitude for the opportunity to correct the record against his opponents, current New York City mayor and former candidate for reelection Eric Adams reportedly said “Thank you for that question” Thursday to a group of rats he had captured and forced to act out a private debate in his Gracie Mansion bedroom. “It’s interesting you ask me that, Mr. Moderator—I certainly would have to say that the best part of New York is its people,” said Adams, who paused to grab one of the rats he had sewn into a tiny suit and tie, repositioning it behind a small cardboard podium before it could scurry away. “What was that? Why, yes, I did have a wonderful trip to Albania. I met with many business leaders to discuss new opportunities for New York. I’m happy to talk about these things, unlike some of the politicians on this stage, who are too busy nibbling on their cheese cubes to bother answering your questions.” After the debate ended, sources confirmed Adams was furious with the poor polling among the cockroaches he had dressed up as constituents.
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