National Guardsman Haunted by Surreal Nightmare: Why Everyday American Life Terrified Him
You ever wake up in a cold sweat, heart rattling in your chest—and not because you forgot to reply to that really, really important client email, but because you dreamt something so freakishly normal it sent a chill down your spine? Me neither… until I read about Jason Ringgold, a Texas National Guardsman who apparently can’t shake the horror of Americans just minding their own business, juggling sandwich lunches, and dare I say it—smiling in pickup basketball games . Can you imagine? In a world where the wildest thing is someone quietly withdrawing twenty bucks from an ATM, chaos has a new face: everyday life . It begs the question—has normal become the new nightmare? I mean, talk about an existential plot twist . Keep reading, but brace yourself; things are about to get disturbingly… peaceful . LEARN MORE

FORT WORTH, TX—Catching his breath and wiping the sweat from his brow after he realized it was all just a bad dream, Texas National Guard member Jason Ringgold reportedly woke up screaming at 3 a.m. Thursday after having a nightmare about Americans peacefully going about their daily lives. “Oh God, they were carrying groceries and picking up their kids from school—from school,” said a still-shaken Ringgold, who recently returned home from Chicago, where his unit is still deployed, and who admitted he was reliving scenes such as a woman driving home from work, doing some grocery shopping, and heading home to make dinner. “It all felt so real, like it was happening all over again. There were these…these young men playing a game of pickup basketball. And they were laughing, like it was all just…normal. This one man, oh God, he was eating a sandwich right there on a park bench, and another lady was withdrawing money from a fucking ATM. And of course my buddies are still there! They’re in the shit, man. Christ, it’s so awful to think about.” According to sources, Ringgold drank a glass of water to calm himself down but was unable to get back to sleep after receiving a frantic text from a National Guard member deployed to Portland, OR, who told him the level of normalcy there was even more horrific than anyone could have imagined.














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