Unmasking Pennywise: What’s Really Behind His Eerie New Look in ‘Welcome To Derry’?
Ever find yourself wondering what your favorite villains do during their off-screen years? Like, do they scroll through Instagram skincare ads—or maybe sneak off to Turkey for a little nip and tuck? Because honestly, the way Pennywise sashayed back onto the scene in It: Welcome to Derry looking fresher than ever, I’ve got questions—and apparently, so does Alana Meyer. Bright red lips, a forehead that practically demands its own zip code, and ruffled pantaloons filled out in ways I’ve never dared imagine… If being the stuff of nightmares comes with a side of cosmetic enhancements, sign me up! All jokes aside, isn’t it wild what the “career expense of being a sex symbol” can do to even our most terrifying icons? Curious about Pennywise’s glow-up (and which evil clowns are opting to age au naturel)? LEARN MORE.
BOSTON—Remarking that the malevolent clown seemed not to have aged a day in the years since his last screen appearance, It: Welcome To Derry viewer Alana Meyer told reporters Sunday that she could tell Pennywise had gotten work done. “Don’t get me wrong, he looks good, but you don’t come back looking this hot without dropping some serious dough on operations in Turkey,” said Meyer, noting that immediately after the premiere began, she could see the star’s paycheck at work in his fuller red lips, veneers for his sharpened teeth, orange hair plugs, and much more prominent white forehead. “He’s really filling out those ruffled pantaloons in a way I never noticed before, so I wouldn’t rule out a butt lift either. Look, if it makes him happy, whatever. It’s obviously just part of the career expense of being a sex symbol.” Meyer, however, went on to applaud the way fellow evil presences such as Art the Clown and Violator had chosen to age gracefully.
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