Taylor Swift’s Baffled Reaction to Travis Kelce’s Mysterious Buffalo Wild Wings Plan Sparks Questions

Taylor Swift’s Baffled Reaction to Travis Kelce’s Mysterious Buffalo Wild Wings Plan Sparks Questions

Is love really about grand gestures—diamond rings, French chefs, poetic sunsets—or is it, deep down, just arguing over sauce selections at the world’s least romantic chain restaurant? I found myself practically snorting coffee out my nose as I pictured Taylor Swift’s face—pure, wide-eyed alarm—while watching Travis Kelce, NFL superstar and fiancé, print page after glorious page of the Buffalo Wild Wings catering menu . Forget “forever and always”—try convincing a billionaire pop goddess that “chicken dippers” deserve a seat at the wedding feast table. Can passion survive when pretzel knots enter the chat? Dive in for the delicious chaos, awkward laughter, and, yes, all 26 sauces. LEARN MORE

LEAWOOD, KS—Her eyes widening at the sight of the piece of paper moving inch by inch out of the machine, an alarmed Taylor Swift reportedly looked on Tuesday as her fiancé, Travis Kelce, printed out the Buffalo Wild Wings catering menu. “Babe, what’s that?” said the 35-year-old billionaire recording artist, taking a step closer to where the Kansas City Chiefs tight end sat in front of his laptop, and nearly dropping a mug after she noticed he was zoomed in on a picture of pretzel knots. “So, is this for your bachelor party? Because I thought we already agreed we were using that French chef for the wedding. ‘Chicken dipper?’ I don’t even know what that is. Yes, Travis, I’m sure they have salads too, but I don’t why you’re telling me that.” At press time, reports confirmed Kelce was arguing that if the couple were willing to spend enough money, they could offer wedding guests all 26 sauces.

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