Celebrity Stylist Law Roach’s Unusual Request Leaves Store Staff Stunned: What Was He Really Shopping For?
Is it just me, or has the world of celebrity fashion officially gone off the rails—and rolled straight down the subway steps of the absurd? Scrolling through this photo of Law Roach, Zendaya’s sartorial mastermind, I can’t help but wonder: when did red carpet style swaps start resembling Build-A-Bear workshops? Here we are, smack dab in the heart of Los Angeles, and Law isn’t just searching for a dress—no, he’s out hunting for a different-sized Tom Holland, as if they’re hanging neatly next to the formalwear. There’s something downright hilarious (and, dare I say, comforting?) about knowing even Hollywood’s power stylists struggle with inventory—except, in this case, it’s an actual human being. Can’t find the right size? Just steam out the wrinkles and pray for a “mini” version for accessorizing. Frankly, I’m torn between envy and awe. Will we ever live in a world where the perfect plus-one comes in custom sizing? Until then, let’s revel in this fever dream of fashion logistics and pure comedic gold. LEARN MORE
LOS ANGELES—Noting that the extra small available on the sales floor just wouldn’t work for his client, Zendaya’s stylist Law Roach reportedly asked a store associate Thursday if she had Tom Holland in any other sizes. “Excuse me? This sample size won’t work for Z, she’s very tall,” said Roach, who was overheard demanding that another employee grab a steamer and get the wrinkles out of the Tom Holland he was hoping to incorporate into Zendaya’s red carpet look for next week’s Spider-Man: Brand New Day premiere. “My client loves the look and feel of Tom Holland, so I want to make it work for her. But we really need to size up if she wants to wear heels. Or maybe you’ve got Tom Holland in a mini? Something under three feet? He might work better as an accessory.” At press time, sources confirmed Roach had told the store associate to “forget it” and had resolved to create a custom Tom Holland himself.
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