Why Was This Man Still in His Work Uniform at the Funeral?

Ever found yourself sprinting from a soul-crushing spreadsheet right into a soul-crushing eulogy, wondering if your tie has seen more funerals than promotions? There’s a peculiar dignity in showing up to a funeral—straight from your day job, khakis and all—like you’re about to pitch a quarterly earnings report to someone’s grieving aunt. Maybe that’s just modern multitasking, or maybe it’s the type of existential overlap The Onion sinks its perfectly sharpened teeth into. Regardless, it’s just another day when the only thing stiffer than the mood is your work shirt. Curious how corporate America handles the ultimate clock-out? LEARN MORE