The Hidden Figures: What the Data on Voter Fraud Really Reveals
When was the last time you questioned if you were actually voting for president or secretly ordering fries? I mean, is your ballot secure, or could a crafty crow fly off with your mail-in vote before you even finished licking the envelope? These days, trust in the electoral process wobbles more than a beginner at a Zumba class—especially with President Trump’s persistent chorus about widespread voter fraud echoing through the airwaves. If you’ve ever wondered just how many states have a preferred voter fraud menu or guessed the decibel level of your Republican uncle’s voice at Thanksgiving, you’re in for a treat (and a few snickers). Dive in as The Onion tallies the top absurd figures fueling Trump’s election rigging claims… just don’t accidentally type “0000” into any voting machines. Curiosity piqued? LEARN MORE.
President Trump has made repeated claims of widespread voter fraud as a justification for changes to electoral and election monitoring systems. The Onion looks at key figures behind Trump’s assertions of election rigging.
22
States where voter fraud is still the preferred method of voting
84.2
Decibel level of average Republican relative’s voice when topic comes up
7
Times Swiss tourist Moritz Schmid accidentally voted in the 2024 election while under the impression he was at a McDonald’s ordering kiosk
0000
Factory default PIN to open the back of an electronic voting machine
190 lbs
Maximum legal voting weight in California
86
Americans taking SAT test by mistake
114
Mail-in ballots cast under humans’ names by clever crows
912-57-3019
Social Security number of the late Doris Smith if you want to give it a try
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