48 Men Who Thought They Knew Women’s Bodies—And Shocked Everyone by How Wrong They Were
Ever wonder if basic hygiene could become a dealbreaker? Well, buckle up—during the early COVID toilet paper frenzy, when folks were hoarding TP like it was gold, I ran into a guy who simply couldn’t fathom why a woman would need to wipe after peeing. Yep, he actually asked me, “What do you need to poop?” after sex—like those two acts are the same thing! After some patient (and not-so-patient) schooling, he finally offered me a paper towel instead of toilet paper, even though he had a sealed 12-pack unopened because he lived alone. Suffice to say, that little episode didn’t exactly lay the groundwork for a lasting romance. Sometimes, it’s the little things—or the lack thereof—that tell the whole story.
During the height of the early covid toilet paper shortage, a guy I was seeing wouldn’t give me toilet paper to p*e after we had s*x. He asked me, “what do you need to p**p?” He truly did not understand that women need to wipe after peeing, nor did he understand women needed to p*e after s*x.I tried explaining how important it was to, and eventually, he relented and gave me… a f*****g paper towel. He had just gotten a 12-pack of TP that he refused to open (he lived alone).
Today, to say the least, we are not together.














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