Single Star’s Shocking “Sexiest Man Alive” Title Has Everyone Asking: Why Him?
Ever wonder if “Sexiest Man Alive” is just a fancy way of saying, “Hey, you’ve had a rough year, so here’s a glossy magazine cover and a confidence boost”? People magazine evidently thinks so—and I kind of admire the audacity . Because this year, they didn’t crown some Hollywood Adonis; they reached into their friend group, patted Dominic Johnson (data analyst, proud owner of a debatably tidy apartment, perpetually single) on the back, and handed him the title . Am I the only one who feels like the real sex appeal here is just surviving adulthood with most of your furniture intact? If you’ve ever suspected your friends were so desperate to cheer you up they’d call a press conference—well, Dom is living your dream (or nightmare)! Craving the spicy details and a couple of laughs? LEARN MORE.
NEW YORK—In an effort to boost the local man’s self-esteem, People magazine reportedly did single buddy Dominic Johnson a favor Thursday by naming him the “Sexiest Man Alive.” “Sure, Sterling K. Brown or Alan Ritchson might have him beat in the looks department, but Dom’s a good guy, and we think he deserves to be happy,” said editor Justin Trexler, who touted the 41-year-old data analyst’s “steady job” and “huge, clean-ish apartment” as the man’s top selling points. “No kids, either. And hey, at his age, that’s not nothing. Sure, he’s no Hudson Williams, but he’s a good-looking dude, right? Right? I mean, he’s definitely one of the best-looking guys in our friend group. Come on, just say he’s sexy. The guy’s been having a really tough time lately, so just go along with it, okay?” At press time, People had released an alternate magazine cover featuring their recently divorced pal Matt.
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