“Are Ultra-Processed Foods Behind the Hidden Epidemic? Unraveling the Truth Beneath the Myths!”
FACT: Most people are perfectly capable of developing depression regardless of what they eat.
MYTH: The human body needs 10 servings of salted meats a day.
FACT: Dear Lord, no! This explains a lot, but still, dear Lord.
MYTH: Some ultra-processed foods are actually good for you.
FACT: No, hon. You cannot just have Oreos for dinner.
MYTH: Ultra-processed foods lead to heart disease.
FACT: You gotta die of something.
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