“Bird Flu Exposed: The Shocking Truth Behind the Myths That Could Change Everything!”
With avian flu striking both our feathered friends on farms and in the wild, it seems there’s no shortage of myths swirling around this viral menace. You might be surprised to learn that some of the biggest misconceptions are as bizarre as they are amusing! From doubts about the illness affecting only birds to outlandish claims about divine chicken fatalities—The Onion is on a mission to set the record straight, armed with humor and a dash of irreverence. So, grab your popcorn and prepare for some eyebrow-raising facts that might just make you rethink your next bite of poultry. Curious about how these wild tales stack up against reality? Well, you’re in for a treat! LEARN MOREAn outbreak of avian flu is currently affecting birds both on farms and in the wild. The Onion debunks common myths surrounding the virus.
MYTH: Bird flu only affects birds.
FACT: Bird flu can affect anyone with a beak.
MYTH: Bird flu has killed over 100 million chickens.
FACT: The chickens were struck down by God for their wanton and lustful lifestyle.
MYTH: Contracting bird flu is always fatal for humans.
FACT: If that’s what it’s going to take to make you stop letting pigeons eat directly from your mouth, sure.
MYTH: Factory farms cause bird flu to spread rapidly.
FACT: Chickens are encouraged to stay home from work if they’re sick.
MYTH: Infected birds are quarantined, humanely euthanized, and their carcasses safely disposed of.
FACT: The KFC Famous Bowl is now only $2.99 for a limited time!
MYTH: U.S. officials have linked the current bird flu outbreak to China.
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