Bizarre Billionaire Duo Raises ‘Staff’—Are These Children Or Something Else?
I mean, just once I’d love to pull up to a barbecue and not discover the Rockefellers reincarnated as my neighbors. Is there a more subtle way to flaunt your wealth than casually introducing “the children”—plural!—as your live-in amenities? Walking in, I half expected a butler to whisk away my shoes and offer me a mimosa. Can you imagine affording pint-sized roommates who not only come with their own floor but also receive three squares and designer cell phones? Kids these days… living the dream, while I’m still battling my cat for bed space. Curious what it feels like when “family” becomes the ultimate status symbol? Welcome to the riotous world of Pete and Emily Brooks, where even the dog comes with property rights. LEARN MORE
WESTFIELD, MA—Saying they had never seen such an ostentatious display, friends attending a barbecue yesterday at the home of Pete and Emily Brooks told reporters they were shocked to learn the couple were wealthy enough to have their own live-in children. “They weren’t even self-conscious about it—they just said, ‘These are our kids,’ as if it were completely normal,” said neighbor Christine Powell, who was reportedly speechless upon realizing the children had their own private quarters for sleeping and leisure on a separate floor of the house. “When you go over, the kids are just there, walking around, as though you’ve stepped back in time to the Victorian era. The children are with Emily and Pete day and night, and also accompany them on vacations. Could you imagine having the means to live like that? I heard a rumor they provide the kids with all of their meals as part of the arrangement, and cell phones too.” According to sources, Powell was also aghast upon discovering that the couple had a live-in golden retriever.
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