Chaos at Sea: Naked Intruder Sparks Terror on Boat in Unthinkable Attack!

Ever wonder what it’s like to turn a quiet day by the lake into a spectacle worthy of a blockbuster? Well, here’s a prime example: a naked daredevil decided to cannonball off the Division Bridge, then proceeded to play exhibitionist by hopping from boat to boat, swinging and flashing like it was some bizarre, aquatic cabaret. You gotta ask yourself—was he trying to make a statement, or just really, really needing some attention? The cops, fire department, blocked streets, and even a helicopter showed up, turning this odd escapade into a full-blown emergency extravaganza before he was finally cuffed. Curious to see how it all went down? LEARN MORE

A n*ked man launched himself off the Division bridge, swam up to private boats, and started flashing and swinging himself around.

He got tossed off a boat and jumped into the water, triggering a full emergency response: CPD, CFD, blocked-off streets, and a helicopter circled overhead. He was later taken into custody.