“Chaos Unleashed: The Unforgettable Moments That Made Weddings Unpredictably Wild!”
The night before a friends wedding, the groom called me and wanted me to sneak out of the house and meet him. I was totally shocked. He didn’t know me well enough to know that was not the kind of behavior I would be involved in. The next day at the wedding, when he spotted me, he gave me a look of Please don’t tell. Which I didn’t until years later. After the marriage was over. You may ask why I didn’t blow the whistle on him and I really can’t say. I don’t think she would have believed me, I didn’t want to hurt her, I hoped it was a fluke on his part. I was also a bit afraid of him. He had been in prison. He turned out to be a very bad guy. He drug her across country and back, using her to steal credit cards and cars. The FBI actually came to me for information. Which I provided. They finally caught up with him and he went back to prison. She had been his victim in all of that and she did not get into trouble. He had beat her up, caused her to miscarry a baby, dumped her on the side of the road. She’s gone now, so I can tell her story.
My wife’s cousin’s wedding was a horrible experience right from the get go.
The ceremony was outdoors and it was over 100 degrees.
The grooms grandfather on the other side of his family decided he wanted to officiate the ceremony and made a total a*s of himself.
The cocktail hour had one bartender working for over 200 guests and the hors d’evours were cold chicken nuggets and something with spinach.