Chilling Discovery: Police Uncover Murder Suspect’s Step-By-Step Cover-Up List

Have you ever had such a wild week that your to-do list accidentally incriminates you for a felony? No? Well, a Kentucky man just raised the bar for sticky note blunders everywhere—scrapping the “buy groceries” and “walk the dog,” and opting for, shall we say, more sinister bullet points. Clean blood? Check. Dispose of the body? Apparently, check. Somewhere out there, every true-crime podcast host is silently wishing he’d moved on to digital reminders. I mean, really—was there not an app for this? If you’ve ever wondered if productivity hacks could land you in jail, this might be your cautionary tale. Care to shake your head (and maybe rethink your own to-do list addiction)? LEARN MORE.

A Kentucky man was arrested after allegedly killing his partner and leaving behind a to-do list, which included instructions to clean blood, dispose of the body, and hide evidence. What do you think?

“Vision boards are way less incriminating.”

Brandon Brummett, Hedgehog Stylist

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“It’s easy to laugh, but to-do lists really can help murderers with ADHD.”

Clark Skirven, Tome Shelver

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“This is why I memorize all my crimes with a mnemonic.”

Tara Frick, Unemployed