“Cool Dog Controversy: Will This Canine Change the Nation’s Heart or Spark a Debate?”
No respondents indicated they had established a strong rapport with the dog, though all expressed confidence they would soon be best friends with Scout.
While eyewitnesses said it briefly appeared that a Louisiana woman named Sonia Cattrall had gotten Scout to pursue her, it soon became clear the border collie had merely been chasing a squirrel and had not been engaging with any particular person.
At press time, tragedy struck as thousands were reportedly trampled to death, a stampede having ensued when all 340 million Americans frantically scrambled toward Scout to wave goodbye after the dog’s owner called him to her car.
