“Could a Federal Holiday Revolutionize Voting? Unpacking the Surprising Pros and Cons of Election Day Off”
As we gear up for yet another election season, it’s worth pondering the age-old question: should election day be a federal holiday? Since 1845, we’ve been dutifully casting our ballots on that fateful Tuesday following the first Monday of November, but the grind of life can make it tough to participate. So, how about giving everyone a day off to embrace their inner democracy enthusiast—or just use the time to nibble on leftover Halloween candy? In a recent cheeky analysis from The Onion, they lay out the hilariously conflicting pros and cons of this potential change. From the joy of not using up precious PTO to the horror of waiting in line for hours, it’s a thoughtful jumble of opinions that’ll definitely make you think twice about your voting strategy. So grab your remote, settle in, and let’s dive into this absurd yet entertaining debate! LEARN MORE.As designated by Congress in 1845, election day falls on the first Tuesday following the first Monday of November every year. The Onion examines the pros and cons of making election day a federal holiday.
PRO: Won’t have to waste PTO on stealing an election
CON: Spending three hours in line even worse if it’s a holiday
PRO: Gives everyone a chance to exercise their right to play NBA Jam
CON: Was planning to go to the bank that day
PRO: Perfect opportunity to stay home and stress-eat the rest of your Halloween candy
CON: Brings the government into our elections
PRO: I mean, they have to give us Monday off too, right? You can’t just leave Monday in the middle like that.
