Could America Handle a Third Trump Term? The Surprising Upsides and Alarming Risks
Could the White House handle another four years of “TRUMP” spelled out in gold letters on the front lawn—or am I the only one suddenly envisioning that infamous photo on every $1 bill? Last week, Trump tossed out the possibility of a third term—yep, right after the 22nd Amendment turned pale and needed a cold compress . Honestly, is anyone else picturing all those souvenir “Rand Paul 2028” shirts getting shipped off to a desperate clearance bin? Or are we stuck in one of those time loops where every coma patient wakes up to see the same face on TV, no matter the decade? Whether you’re rooting for “The Underdog That Keeps Barking” or secretly dreading printing a whole new constitution, you’re in the right place. I took a closer look at the side-splitting, jaw-dropping pros and cons of Trump’s possible trilogy presidency—if you can’t laugh, you might just have to run for office yourself . LEARN MORE
Last week, President Trump discussed the possibility of running for a third term in 2028, despite the 22nd Amendment’s prohibition on being elected to the office more than twice. The Onion examines the pros and cons of a third Trump term.
PRO
Newly awakened coma patients will always know who the president is
Cheaper than putting him in a home
Hell of an underdog story
Probably get a day off when he dies
CON
Cost of printing up new constitutions
Unfairly blocks other 79-year-olds from job advancement
Going to run out of White House to demolish
Already ordered 2,000 “Rand Paul 2028” shirts
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