Court Ruling Sparks Debate: What’s Really Inside Buffalo Wild Wings’ “Boneless” Chicken?

Court Ruling Sparks Debate: What’s Really Inside Buffalo Wild Wings’ “Boneless” Chicken?

If Plato could see us now, would he recognize “truth” in a basket of Buffalo Wild Wings’ famed boneless wings, or would he just grumble, “Those are chicken nuggets, my dudes”? You have to admit, there’s something existentially funny about a judge—a real, robe-wearing, law-affirming human—solemnly decreeing that yes, it’s perfectly legal to call a nugget a wing if it makes our hearts (and cholesterol) sing . It’s all very “Schrödinger’s drumstick”… These are the hard-hitting questions that keep the American experiment spicy (and lightly breaded) . So, can a delicious lie unite a divided nation—at least until we all need to unbutton our jeans? Find out what others have to say before your next snack attack. LEARN MORE

A U.S. district judge ruled Buffalo Wild Wings can continue to call its popular menu item “boneless wings” even though they are “essentially chicken nuggets.” What do you think?

“I always just get bone-ins and ask for the bones on the side.”

Zoe Barlow, Horticultural Essayist


“Makes you wonder how loco the pollo we’re eating actually is.”

Joel Avrin, Bread Bagger


“The casual dining chicken restaurant told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

Gary McArdle, Macaron Displayer

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