Did Taylor Swift’s New Album Make Travis Kelce Question Their Future Together?
Is there a more bizarre test of true love than sneaking a listen to your fiancée’s newest album—only to wonder if you’re about to marry a stranger with a penchant for wolf costumes and existential girlbossing? Sometimes, I ponder if people fully grasp the gravity of hitching lives after just a couple of years…especially when lyrical oddities like “Did you girlboss too close to the sun?” start echoing through your AirPods . There’s something deliciously awkward about watching a burly NFL tight end spiral over a pop star’s eccentric chorus. It’s like finding out your favorite SEO tool now believes in Bigfoot—makes you question everything that came before . So, what happens when the gridiron clashes with the glitter of Taylor Swift’s latest creative freefall? Buckle up, because cold feet never looked so entertaining . LEARN MORE
LEAWOOD, KS—Seeing his fiancée in a whole new light, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was reportedly getting cold feet Monday after listening to Taylor Swift’s The Life Of A Showgirl. “It’s kind of weird I’ve only known her for two years, don’t you think?” said the Kansas City Chiefs tight end, who told his teammates he had begun experiencing completely new uncertainties about his relationship with the pop star ever since listening to her sing the words “We all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire” and “Did you girlboss too close to the sun?” on the latest record. “I know people get engaged after less time, but still. Am I rushing into it? I just feel like the Taylor I knew wouldn’t have written ‘Wi$h Li$t.’ Maybe I should suggest we spend a little time apart. Some time with Jack Antonoff might do her good.” At press time, sources confirmed Kelce and Swift were in a blow-up fight after she walked in on him listening to Brat.
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