Discover the Chocolate Bars That Outsmart Your Favorite Classics—Ranked from Unexpected to Unforgettable!

Discover the Chocolate Bars That Outsmart Your Favorite Classics—Ranked from Unexpected to Unforgettable!
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Worst: Chunky is just weird

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Adventurous candy aficionados probably appreciate Chunky because there really isn’t any other bar quite like it — with its combination of milk chocolate, peanuts, and raisins, it’s almost like an all-in-one Glosette.

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While the hearty filling makes Chunky bars more than live up to their name, the ingredients themselves will be divisive. Peanuts are a tried and true staple in candy bars, but raisins are kind of a weird addition.

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Best: 100 Grand is perfectly balanced

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Once known as the $100,000 Candy Bar, 100 Grand costs considerably less — and while these bars are on the small side, they pack a ton of texture and flavor into every bar.

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The bar consists of a generous filling of pure caramel covered by chocolate, while the top is enrobed in crispy rice pieces. These three straightforward components are perfectly balanced and complement each other incredibly well.

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Worst: 5th Avenue is a poor substitute

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If you have a Butterfinger craving and can’t find one on short notice, a 5th Avenue might be the best available substitute. While both bars share the same premise — flaky peanut brittle enrobed in milk chocolate — 5th Avenue just doesn’t match up.

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The main problem here is sweetness. 5th Avenue’s predominant flavor is just sugar, while Butterfinger is a little more subtle with its sweetness, adding notes of peanut butter and salt.

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Best: Zero is more like a ten out of ten

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Naming a candy bar after something that signifies nothing is a bold move, but Zero bars punch above their weight. White chocolate lovers will enjoy the fudgey white coating, while the fillings offer something for everyone.

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Inside a Zero bar, you’ll find delicious layers of almond nougat, peanuts, and caramel. These three components are well balanced — offering a blend of salty and sweet — and the white coating is just the cherry on the proverbial sundae.

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Worst: Hershey’s Cookies ‘n’ Creme is too cloying

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White chocolate has its fans, but a little tends to go a long way — and the bits of crunchy chocolate cookie embedded in these bars don’t do enough to cut the waxy, overly sweet nature of the white chocolate.

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It’s hard to make white chocolate that isn’t overwhelmingly sweet, so this bar might be better served by keeping the white chocolate recipe but upping the quantity of cookie pieces.

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Best: Hershey’s Gold is worth its weight in gold

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Hershey struck gold, pun intended, with this relatively new addition to its lineup. Launched to coincide with the 2018 Winter Olympics, Hershey’s Gold offers a fantastically unique flavor experience, with a brown butter-infused white chocolate as its base.

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While the base might be overly sweet on its own, it’s balanced perfectly by the other ingredients — peanuts and pretzels — which give the bar a salty finish. It’s an altogether refined bar.

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Worst: Goldenberg’s Peanut Chews are incredibly boring

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Sometimes, you’ll see something on a grocery store shelf that feels like it belongs in the past. Goldenberg’s Peanut Chews — with their boring name and boring packaging — are one of these products.

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Goldenberg’s deserves credit for making these bars vegan-friendly, but that doesn’t make up for their bland and boring texture. They’re a cult favorite in certain areas of the U.S., but there’s a reason they haven’t gained wider popularity.

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Best: Caramello is caramel perfection

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Cadbury produces both Caramello and Caramilk. They share the same deliciously smooth caramel but with different form factors. In either case, simplicity is the key: Devoid of extraneous ingredients like peanuts, the caramel-chocolate combination is absolutely divine.

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Caramel is a welcome addition to any number of candy bars, but the bars that consist of milk chocolate, caramel, and nothing else are extremely underrated — particularly when the milk chocolate comes from a brand like Cadbury.

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Worst: Krackel is the worst Halloween treat

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Krackel is one of those bars that seemingly only exists in fun-sized Halloween goodie bags. It begs the question of whether the bar is worth producing, even in these smaller sizes.

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Krackel’s closest comparable is Nestle Crunch. We weren’t big fans of Crunch bars either, but at least Crunch has some redeeming characteristics. Krackel is just a poor substitute, even if you get it for free at Halloween.

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Best: NutRageous is outrageously good

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Hershey knows its Reese’s Cups are sublime, so they didn’t mess with success when they incorporated the flavor profile into a proper candy bar.

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