Discover the Secret Collection of 100 Hilarious Jokes That Guarantee Non-Stop Laughter!
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“Yes” and “I’ll decide later.”
84. Why did I start a business selling broken pencils?
It has no point, but the margins are excellent.
85. When will my friend’s book about procrastination be released?
Eventually.
86. What happened when I tried to invent a machine that turns chores into money?
I invented a very expensive way to avoid chores.
87. What happened at the first meeting of my long-explanation club?
The introduction alone took three meetings.
88. Why is my new notebook so ambitious?
It has a list of goals, but none of them have been written down yet.
89. Where is my shop selling maps to places that don’t exist located?
Business is booming in a location I can’t disclose.
90. Why is my friend’s invisible-fence company doing so well?
It has no boundaries in the market, apparently.
More Silly Jokes
91. Why did the chess player bring a ladder to the tournament?
He wanted to think several moves ahead, and the competition was getting over his head.
92. What did the overworked calculator say to its owner?
“I’m counting on you to give me a break.”
93. Why did the chef bring a stopwatch to the kitchen?
He wanted to know whether the meal was fast food or just impatient.
94. Why did the gardener start keeping a diary?
Every day had something new coming up.
95. What did the skeptical pencil say to the motivational speaker?
“I’ll believe it when I see the point.”
96. Why did the student bring a mirror to the spelling test?
She wanted to reflect on her mistakes.
97. Why did the comedian bring a ladder to the stage?
His career was taking off, but the jokes still needed to reach new heights.
98. What did the tired computer say after a long day?
“I’ve processed enough information to last several lifetimes.”
99. Why did the chessboard refuse to gossip?
It didn’t want to get caught spreading rumors across the squares.
100. What did the last person to leave the office say?
“I’ve finally finished everything I planned to do today. Unfortunately, I planned to do it yesterday.”
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