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Q: Why is she trying to replace dad?
A: She’s not, there is no replacement for your father, but she deserves a chance to be with someone and find happiness again, okay?
Q: How is the show breaking stereotypes about aging?
A: The show will serve as proof that you can find social media fame at any stage of life.
Q: What do the contestants hope to get out of this?
A: They’re hoping one of the PAs can help unlock their iPhone.
Q: Will she find love?
A: If you’re genuinely asking that, the entire ABC comms team deserves a raise.
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