“Donald Trump’s Phrenology Findings: What Do His Skull Measurements Reveal About His Leadership Style?”
In an unprecedented move that might just send phrenology enthusiasts into a tizzy, former President Donald Trump has taken to Truth Social to unveil the results of his recent cranial examination. I mean, who knew skull measurements could become a political flex? According to Trump, he boasts a “beautiful and perfect” cranial structure that, he claims, qualifies him to be the greatest president in history. Armed with the alleged backing of the Boston Phrenological Society, he proudly flaunts his skull’s shape, hollows, and bumps, arguing that they align his “27 mental faculties” in a dazzling display of superiority. So, is the magnetism of Trump’s scalp set to overshadow his political rivals, or is this just another quirky chapter in the saga of political absurdity? Let’s dive into the ridiculousness and find out! For those curious for more details, check it out LEARN MORE.
PALM BEACH, FL—Claiming he had the most “beautiful and perfect” cranial structure that his physician had ever seen, former President Donald Trump reportedly took to Truth Social this week to release the skull measurements from his latest phrenology exam. “According to my doctor and everyone at the Boston Phrenological Society, my incredible scalp morphology and brain contours will make me the best president of all time,” Trump wrote in a late-night post, adding that his medical advisor Dr. Heimlich von Thurston personally measured his skull’s shape, hollows, and bumps with specialized calipers and assured him that his 27 mental faculties were aligned in ideal proportion. “Although Laughing Kamala claims she is ‘intelligent,’ ‘mindful,’ and ‘truthful,’ my skull circumference, brow, and forehead shape are far superior according to Morton’s cranial capacity rankings. My skull shows I have the brain of an aristocrat. And she has the brain of a lunatic in an asylum! Release your measurements, Kamala. Or do you have something to hide?” Trump added that when he was elected president, he would ensure that anyone with a criminal skull shape like Kamala Harris’ would be rounded up and deported immediately.
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