“From Absurd to Hilarious: Discover the Strangest Conversations That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
#55
Sitting in my car outside a Blockbuster, when Blockbusters were a thing.
Manager, to a dude: "There's no loitering here, sir."
Dude: "I'm not loitering, I'm just standing here."
Manager: "That's what loitering MEANS, dumb*ss."
#56
“Look I know she goes to *Church*, but she hasn’t been to, *you* know, *The Bay*. It can be confrontational for the young ones, I just don’t know if she’s a *good fit*.”
Not entirely unconvinced those two random suburban ladies in a cafe were not in a cult.
#57
I once found myself waiting for quite a while at a railway station. I don’t remember the exact circumstances, but I overheard a conversation between two women. One said to the other, presumably because their train was delayed, “we’ve got time, nobody’s waiting for us anyway”.
This has since turned into a running joke between my mother (who I was traveling with) and myself anytime we lose time waiting.
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#58
One time, while I was grocery shopping, I overheard a mom tell her young child not to touch anything in the store, because that’s how you get herpes.
#59
Hotel breakfast
Him: Can you make pancakes in that toaster? (the toaster with a big sign above it saying “do not put anything other than bread through the toaster”)
Her: I did… but they got stuck.
#60
One fine day on the subway in Toronto:
Four of us are standing, hanging on to the grab bars and hand straps, and chattering away in Esperanto. I distinctly hear someone nearby say, in English, “I have no idea what language those people are speaking, but it sure is loud!”
