“From Absurd to Hilarious: Discover the Strangest Conversations That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
#63
Once accidentally received a pocket dial of someone receiving their STI results…yikes.
#64
I was waiting in the emergency room with my wife and we deduced that this guy had tried to spice it up in the bedroom and stuck a carrot up his rear end and was not able to retrieve it.
#65
Had a weird convo on this Xmas eve. Husband and I walked into a Walgreens, go to the registers and the cashier comes up behind really close before going to the register. She’s looks at us, grins and say “were you just at McDonald’s?” We tell her no and my husband asks if she’s hungry. She smiles even bigger and says “No, I just have a really good nose.”
Was the weirdest convo we busted out laughing when we got outside.
#66
I’ve had some classes in psychology and worked in mental health. I live near the university in town and was standing in line at a grocery store when I overheard one young man say to the other, “I heard you have s*icidal tendencies”? I was absolutely mortified for 2.5 seconds until the other young man said, “Yeah, I just got their newest CD”.
#67
“Yeah well, a hole’s a hole.”
#68
“They’re repackaging the regular lettuce, and selling it as organic lettuce.
…it’s lettuce crop circles, man.”.
#69
I was in the washroom and heard a guy from procurement taking a p**s while still on the call with some lady about delivering carrots.
#70
“You should spray perfume on your shoes”.
