“From Absurd to Hilarious: Discover the Strangest Conversations That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
One of the girls says “I’ll f**k the next guy that talks to me”. Friend of mine jumped up and said “hey how you doing?” (Ala Joey from Friends).. they’ve been married nearly 10 years.
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#9
"She fit in the closet perfectly."
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#10
“Being gay is a religion.”
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#11
At the ren fair one year my friend and I overheard a woman with a stroller say "shut up or you're going in the dumpster."
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#12
At a big jam band show/hippie festival. "Bro, that wasn't unicorn meat… it was just turkey with glitter!"
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#13
I’m cruising the fruits and veggies section at the grocery store, 2 female produce department employees are stocking the banananas. One, likely in training at the time, asks the other “Should the greener ones go at the back?” to which the other replies, “It doesn’t matter, a banana’s a banana, woman!” Right at that moment, a very large man on a motorized scooter with an oxygen tube in his nose comes around the corner and makes it apparent he only heard the last two words of the employees exchange by shouting “What the hell is a ‘banana woman’!?”
I laughed out loud.
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#14
Once I was walking by a movie theater. Two old ladies came out, and they were talking about that s****y Lion King remake from 2019. One of the old ladies was in utter shock and disbelief. She kept saying, “How did they do that? Did they use real animals?”
