“From Absurd to Hilarious: Discover the Strangest Conversations That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
Real animals. In Lion King 2019.
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#15
At a tattoo expo overheard a dude say ” I’m gonna get a tattoo above one of my nips that says smile you’re on camera”.
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#16
“She ain’t goin to the club, I guarantee it. She don’t drop it low for nobody but Jesus.”
-some girl on the phone in the university library.
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#17
Whilst wandering around a castle ruin in Scotland, there was a group of youths (ages 10 to 15) walking up the steep, stone stairs from the basements. A chubby boy was lagging behind. When another boy chided him to keep up, chubby boy called out:
“I’M TRYING TO PRESERVE ME LEGS!”.
#18
Two nerds were sitting near me on the subway, and I heard one say to the other, “I don’t care what anyone says — *never* trust a ninja.”.
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#19
Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
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#20
"Every time I dream about fish I end up being pregnant."
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#21
While food running at a previous restaurant job I heard a 12yo say “and that’s when I called CPS”.
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#22
“I farted on her plate and she still enjoyed her meal”.
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#23
“Well it’s different for you – you’ve got veins!”
On the bus.
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#24
I saw these two guys arguing and one of them yells “Ij t vatt ca uallr” (neapolitan lol) that literally means “I’ll beat you up with my ball sack”.
