“From Absurd to Hilarious: Discover the Strangest Conversations That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
#25
I was at Chick Fil A breaking up with my ex fiancé, when a mom was dragging her kid out of the play area.
Kid: “how did you even see me go in there?!”
Mom: “I have eyes everywhere, baby”
Kid: “…even on your BUTT?!”.
#26
“Edward! Bella! Git over here!”
-a mom in Oklahoma to her kids.
Image credits: Anishinaapunk
#27
Bartending in the west village one night, two pretty stereotypical finance-type guys are sitting having drinks and one says to the other with the utmost sincerity, “man, i just want what monica and chandler have. *that’s* true love!”.
Image credits: spit-casually
#28
“I always drink beer through a straw, it concentrates the alcohol so you get drunk quicker”
Overheard at a college party like 10 years ago, and it lives in my head rentfree.
Image credits: Sharcbait
#29
“How many milkshakes can you have, before you throw up?” – a guy talking to his friend whilst they were walking past me.
Been a couple of months and I still wonder that.
Image credits: Br0z0
#30
We were are a pizza place. Sitting at a table were a little girl, her mother, and her grandmother. Apparently, little girl was learning that “mommy and daddy have real names too” … but she wasn’t getting it.
So grandma asked “what does mommy call daddy?” And the girl just didn’t understand. Then grandma asked “What does daddy call mommy?” And the girl’s face lit up — now she understands! And with a huge smile, she answered that daddy calls mommy “A*****e.”.
Image credits: hymie0
#31
Some teen on a train station: "so what's a train?"
