“From Absurd to Hilarious: Discover the Strangest Conversations That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
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#32
I was at an ice cream shop years ago, and a pair of English tourists were ahead of me, looking so cliche I could hardly stand it. He was skinny, hunched and balding, she was tall, broad shouldered, brash.
They got their cones, and the husband’s was a triple scoop in a waffle cone. His wife looked at it and, sounding like a Monty Python pepperpot (when they’re in drag), said “OOH! It’s a BIG one, Nigel!”
#33
“John Lennon was a talentless hack. Now Tupac, he could write a song.” Two teenagers on a train, suburban Australia, early 2000s.
#34
Was at the store and this lady had a small boy who was looking at the candy. He was about 5-6 years old I guess. He wanted some candy, and she said “you will get some tomorrow”
To which he replied
“Bull****t”.
#35
Was on a roadtrip, stopped at In-N-Out for lunch and after ordering I went to use the restroom. I was at the urinal when I heard two little boys (about 5 years old and 8 years old) and their grandpa talking. The older little kid said “I’m sure glad you came on this trip with us Grandpa.” The grandpa said “yeah, I’m f*****g glad too”, and the littler boy responded with “f**k yeah”. I had to try not to laugh.
#36
“Would The Muppets ruin the Passion of the Christ?”.
#37
I was taking a picture of the sunset at college and this guy walked by with his friends and he said “I painted that”.
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#38
“Hardest thing being a dom is the guys keep falling in love with you” between two girls talking, late night at a taco stand.
