“From Absurd to Hilarious: Discover the Strangest Conversations That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
#39
I was in a bar and walked past a table of 30-something women, just as one of them slyly said, “I learned something about Chad’s balls last night.”
That was about four years ago and I still wonder what the deal is with Chad’s balls.
#40
Overhead someone reference an event they referred to as "the dolphin incident" years ago.
Never found out what transpired but I still think about it every now and then.
#41
Husband and I were in Washington DC once near the white house, was sitting on a bench eating a donut and a woman on a street corner across the street was dressed as a nun, wearing fishnet stockings, and kept pulling her outer garments to her waist (exposing herself) while screaming “I’m celibate”. Weirdly it went on for the entirety we were there in the general vicinity (30mins or so) and she was still going strong when we left. Not a single person acknowledged her or made any attempt to stop her.
#42
A stressed father and his little son in the morning commute rush. The dad yelled at his son for not walking fast enough, with his back turned to the escalator. The son said “but daaad, it’s going the wrong way”, upon which the dad answered “come on for f**k’s sake, stop messing around”. Then the dad, still with his back facing the escalator, took a step back on it and just like the boy had stated, the stairs went in the opposite direction- consequently causing the dad to faceplant on the ground in front of the escalator. The dad: “Ooooouch! ….. Daddy was wrong, kiddo….”.
