“From Absurd to Hilarious: Discover the Strangest Conversations That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
#43
While standing in line for the bathroom in a restaurant.
“You don’t always have to poop when you pee, but you always have to pee when you poop.”
So wise.
#44
Girl sitting in front of me during one of my night classes “ omg thanksgiving is on a Thursday AGAIN????”.
#45
I stepped up to the bar to close a tab and was standing next to a couple who I assumed were on a first date. I was only there long enough to hear the guy say “I’m not saying I’d do it. Right? I’m not. I’m just saying that I understand – in the right circumstances, like if you were stuck on an island, for like years – why someone would f**k a sheep…”
If your date said that to you at Cesar’s Killer Margaritas around 2016, I’ve been dying to know how the rest of that conversation went.
#46
On the London tube, in 2019, a Dutch young lady sat next to me. She was clearly on a “walk of shame”, and on the phone, describing, in some detail, last night’s sexual endeavours. She was obviously assuming no one could understand what she was saying.
My family was standing close. By the time she was done recounting how she and her date had made love for eight(!) hours, I asked my oldest daughter, who was standing next to me, whether she wanted to sit. In Dutch ?.
#47
In Ohio, lady standing in line at the Kroger deli, *screaming* into her phone, "Well, you know how they are at NASA!"
#48
My coworker was on her phone during downtime. Became very upset and switched from one call to another.
"He died, mama. No- Mama, he had the dogs. They ate his face."
