“From Absurd to Hilarious: Discover the Strangest Conversations That Will Leave You in Stitches!”
Froze the room. When she finally ended the call she turned to us and said "Never do fentanyl."
#49
A man standing at urinal stall yelling “cmoooooon P*NISSS”.
#50
Listening in to public conversation between two young dude. “Just be her friend first. Get to know her… What if you get to know her and she laughs weird… … … What if you get to know her and she’s a big racist.”
In that order. Can’t be with her if she’s got a bad laugh. Or if she’s a big racist.
#51
A friend overheard 2 girl’s complaining about a boyfriend. And the 1 girl said “and that’s when he gave me herpes for the 3rd time!!”
Lmao.
#52
“Well, I write sonic fan fiction” heard inside of a gamestop.
#53
Dunno about -est, but this happened last week:
Went into the *men's* bathroom of a niche ski village breakfast diner – picture old antique ski gear, wood-carved bears and quaint German village mystique – and I overheard a *woman* in one of the stalls talking to their teenage *daughter* about something. Apparently, the daughter was constipated.
> Mom: Are you sure you don't want help?
> Daughter: No, Mom. I'm fine
> Mom: Okay, well, I'm just gonna step out and update your Dad, Kay?
> Daughter: Okay, go.
> Mom: And you're sure you don't need a book?
> Daughter: Mom, gosh, I'm old enough to handle my own business without my parents! How just go get Dad and leave me alone!
#54
Went to see one of the bale batman movies and they had a trailer for Superman at the start and a little kid said loudly enough that everyone could hear “I thought we were watching batman” which caused everyone in the cinema to laugh.
