“From Awkward Slips to Epic Fails: Unforgettable Tales of Embarrassment That Will Leave You Cringing!”
Didn’t happen to me, but what I unintentionally **did**, caused this to happen to someone else.
A friend of mine invited me out to this lass’s birthday in her local pub. My mate fancied the pants off her and she offered for me and him to go back to hers for more drinks with her roommate.
I thought I’d do my mate a favor, acting the wingman, and say “Yeah sounds good” so he could chat with her more. When we got in hers I started to nod off on the couch and left them to talking. Before I fell asleep however, she said she needed to go upstairs as her roommate was vomiting in the loo.
Anyway at an undisclosed amount of time later. There’s a knock at the door, which woke me up, but I kept up the guise I was still asleep. I’m f*****g glad I did as the next few minutes still haunt me.
My mate had been sitting on the couch for sometime and it looked like the lass he was crushing on still hasn’t come back down stairs yet. So he gets up answers the door and its a **lad his crush has invited round from Tinder**…
She comes down stairs and says “Oh I forgot you two were here” and ushers the Tinder lad upstairs to my mates horror. **Oh f*****g no** as you can imagine.
I “woke up” a few minutes later, pretending like nothing happened and got a taxi home with my mate. He said nothing to me the entire trip home.
Tried to do my mate a solid and it backfired massively. I always thought after that, she defo did him dirty like that on purpose, as I think she knew he fancied her and she was a bit Regina George at times…
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