“From Awkward Slips to Epic Fails: Unforgettable Tales of Embarrassment That Will Leave You Cringing!”
I said – I will never know why – in a squeaky cartoon character voice, “I’m actually a little squirrel storing up all my nuts for the winter”
He looked sort of horrified. I went into a panic mode and exited the scene quickly… doing little jumps and squeaks LIKE A SQUIRREL
It was a lonely summer.
Bumped into an old friend, his face looked a bit swollen so I jovially said hello and went bloody hell mate you been stung by a bee or something what’s happened there (while laughing).
His response – no mate, I’ve got cancer and I’ve lost half my jaw.
Proceeded to show me, I’ve never wanted to jump into the biggest hole I could find more in my life.
I had a crush (I feel like most cringey stories start with that, right?!)
I had a crush on this guy who had loads of friends and was cool. Our group of friends had been on a trip out at camp, and I’d taken lots of pics, but I had some space left on the roll. So, bored, I got a scrabble board and wrote every cheesy word for love and sex that I could fit into the scrabble board, and his name in the middle, and took a picture of it. Had the roll processed. Forgot about the scrabble picture…
Everyone in our friend group wanted to see, and one of the girls snatched the pictures out of my hands before I’d looked through them. Found that one. I was the laughing stock of everyone.
Did I mention I’m also a guy?
School reunion… 25 years I think it was. We (group) were having a conversation about teacher’s nicknames and I related the one about Miss Biscup who was rather well endowed in the chest department, being called Miss Bigcups.
To Miss Biscup.
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