“From Basic Etiquette to Bizarre Fads: The Surprising Adult Conversations We Never Saw Coming”
He wound up dying about the fourth day I was there. To this day I hear people make comments that it doesn’t exist or never did or whatever dumb thing they have to say about it. I have to turn around and walk away from them or ignore them on whatever platform I’m on to avoid smacking them up beside the head.
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#2
I talked about this before and will until the end of days because this man deserves to be shamed.
A 23 year-old man, who had the right to vote, who had a driving license, who had a job, and could get married and start a family…
THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE HANGING THE MOON IN THE SKY.
Like, the moon, Earth’s natural satellite, was being hung on the sky like… a painting on a wall?
I’m still reeling over that one. This man had gone to school, had a formal education and was actually going to college. He *learned* about that in primary school!
And the kicker? I was the one to explain it to him, because I was his girlfriend at the time.
And let me tell you, things unraveled real fast when I started paying attention and saw through the smokescreen.
Dude was willfully ignorant, and bone-dead stupid on top of it. He was really, really good at hiding it.
I dropped him like the mess he was and dived into more and more books to compensate the loss of brain matter I suffered from going out with him.
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#3
I had to explain to my mom that my daughter was growing in my uterus and not my stomach so the hot sauce on my burrito wasn’t going to cause her skin burns. I also explained if she were growing in my stomach, my stomach would certainly cause way worse burns than hot sauce.
It was then that I understood why the school nurse had to explain to me in 5th grade why I kept bleeding through my pants every month at school, and not my mom.
