“From Basic Etiquette to Bizarre Fads: The Surprising Adult Conversations We Never Saw Coming”
#19
My husband had to explain to a co-worker that she couldn’t take a train from the U.S. to Europe. She insisted she had to because she didn’t like flying.
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#20
I had to explain to 2 teenage girls (15 and 16) that the reason the candle went out was because they put the glass lid back on it’s jar. 1 of them said that fire can only be put out with water. I explained that fire needs oxygen and putting the lid back on it cut the supply. When they didnt understand after explaining a few times I had to explain it to them like toddlers. “Fire is hungry, so it eats the air. When all the air is gone, it goes to sleep. Bye bye fire.” The double “ohhhh” was too much.
P.S. The look on their mama’s face was so funny. She turned to me, threw her hands up, and said “I’ve failed.” In the most defeated tone. That poor woman.
Edit: I would like to point out that we did, in fact, have a serious talk to these girls about proper fire safety, and when to NOT use water on an open fire.
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#21
That you can still get pregnant with the woman on top ??♀️ “gravity doesn’t work like that!”
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As a matter of fact, these are some of the most successful people in the world; they got to where they are today because they did not care how crazy the questions they posed were. It is the quest for answers—for more information, more detail—that fosters purpose and new ideas.
#22
That no matter how much you might want to put a camo pattern on your walls, you (not the paint) have to determine what that pattern looks like and you will also have to purchase multiple cans of paint tinted differently because “camo” doesn’t come out of a can that way.
