Speechwriting an art form. Any jokes you add in have to be about the happy couple. And if it’s not about the couple, then it needs to be the best joke you’ve ever told in your entire life because weddings have tough crowds.
Tracy thinks this is a hilarious joke, but I’m positive that 31 years later, Mike is sick and tired of being a part of this joke. It was funny when it happened, but now Mike’s jealous wife hates the story and thinks that something is up between the two.
Can we all please kindly exclude Mike from this narrative and let him live his life?
This wedding tradition is genius. For the other wedding guests, it’s terrifying and insensitive. But the bride’s family is just trying to establish themselves as the dominant side of the family, and to be honest, they’re winning.
If anyone from the groom’s side even thought about objecting, they’re second-guessing themselves now.
Nothing says “true love” like signing your wedding certificate in the parking lot of a gas station. This comes off as a #WeddingFail, but I want to believe they forgot to sign the marriage certificate because they were overcome with happiness.
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